Another one line review. - Home Alone Reviews

This is the movie that let the term 'turd' escape my lips in regards to any movie for the first time in my life, in this turd and waste of celluloid a kid that you couldn't possibly care less about gets left 'Home Alone' when his dumbass parents leave him behind on vacation so he can run rampant and get robbed by two burglers who in an odd-defying piece of fate happen to be stupider than this brainless Cocky McCullan kid, well he beats them up, I then puked in the seat next to me then I left the theatre to wash out my mouth with Diet Pepsi, I then thought I should go back in and finish watching this abortion so I could warn my readers (hope you appreciate all I do for you guys), as I went back to my seat, the screen seemed to display the action in my stomach in the visual form of McCocky simply pulling out all the stops previously seen in such epic turds like : Dennis the Menace or one of those Bad News Bears flicks, it got worse and I reminessed about watching that crapfest with Tom Hanks: The Burbs (see my review) then I thought how 'Burbs' finally got overthown as Home Alone now defeated it for the all-time heavy weight championship in all of turddom, 'Home Alone' reigned supreme until Titanic (see my review) came along.